The 24 Worst Bad MLS Photos of the Year
March 28th, 2008 Bad MLS Photo of the Day atholkay
Ive been mailed hundreds of submissions this year, most fall into two main types. One group are photos of simply ugly homes and generally filled with clutter. The second group are photos of dependably inept photography, were talking dark rooms, nuclear bomb blast windows, crooked, dust particle reflections, the realtor standing in the bathroom mirror reflections. That sort of thing.
But then there are those special few that push the envelope into uncharted waters and make you fearful that the agent in question could be out there adding to the gene pool. Ive narrowed them down to my 24 of my personal favorite photos. Im building towards a proper hoopla thingy for the 1 year anniversary of the post.
In any case, if you want to vote, just leave a comment for however many are your favorite Bad MLS Photo of the Day posts. Ill count them up at some point.
#1. No Caption. The one that started it.
#43. Go around, were retired.
#58. We dont have to disclose Martian Death Mist do we?
#80. The Hulk sells real estate.
#97. Git in ma BELLY!
#121. When a photo of a hot tub thats been converted into office space for a bright red bear doesnt distract you from the walls
#146. Staging typically doesnt involve extras to provide realism.
#147. Worst hide and seek player ever.
#159. I just want to know exactly how the home inspectors check the stripper poles
#178. SHOWING INSTRUCTIONS: Owners son home on house arrest, only mildly violent. No sudden moves and bring offer.
#184. To the lifeboats!
#204. MOM! More Hot Pockets!
#247. Showing Instructions: Electronic Lockbox on back door, please leave business card and a knick-knack.
#310. What gets uploaded to the Las Vegas Multiple Listing System, stays uploaded to the Las Vegas Multiple Listing System.
#311. No caption required.
#313. and only 0.3% of female respondents said a desired feature was a bathroom with a hidden camera.
#315. Agent Remarks: The entire block is willing to chip in for closing costs.
#322. Please Mister, whats a foreclosure?
#334. An early attempt at a sky edit from floating head guy.
#338. Taste the rainbow.
#339. What is that?
#341. Entitled This Offer Is Even Less Than The First Two We Refused we a greeted with an exciting use of color and texture. The artist makes bold statements in this neo postmodern expressionism with the use of smoldering reds, violent greens and broken glass blues. The master stroke is the juxtaposition of the deep gouging of the MLS watermark, searing into the flesh of the piece as if to say, heres where we lived, loved and breathed now reduced to mere commodity peddled on a shameless market.
#343. Showing Instructions: Throw raw meat into backyard and run for it.
#354. 
Predator Vision?
And as always, thank you to everyone that submitted photos to me. It truly is appreciated.
Love to all.
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
HA!!! these photos are SO funny!
The leg hanging off the bed is CLASSIC!
I’m going to make an offer on these places =)
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