Good Vibes - An Unforgettable Night
August 14th, 2007 Family Life, Good Vibes, Humor
It’s nice to have friends worried about you.
I posted yesterday that Jen and I were getting a free night out with the kids sleeping over at their grandparents. Yet if you read the comments, you’d think I just announced we we’re off for last ditch marriage counseling…
You are at home alone with your wife…no kids…and you’re blogging.
Athol, back away from the computer. Grab a nice bottle of wine and pay more attention to your wife. Otherwise, all you’ll have to hold at night is your mouse.
and…
Chris beat me to it. 
At least make it the early movie, alright?
Um guys… I finished my blogging for the day around 2pm. Then we dropped the kids off around 5pm and went out.
Now because Chris and Jeff clearly won’t be satisfied without the details…
We dropped the kids off and consistently broke the speed limit on the way to Applebees. We shared a big appetizer and Jen had a Caesar side salad and I had clam chowder soup. She had unsweetened iced tea and I had a Pepsi which is semi-gross compared to my preference for Coke.
Anyway after dinner we had a little time before the movie and Jen started talking about wanting some new pot. So we took a quick detour and blew $80 on the best pot we could find. That was some heavy ass pot too. Really good quality.
So we like get to the movie and Harry Potter was I thought the best one of the movies yet. Shortened up the bloated book into a faster moving story.
On the way out of the movies – and how cool is this – we get this call on our cell from this hot girl. We talk back and forth for a minute and Jen totally goes for it and says we should go pick her up. Now I know you’re all thinking that Jen is all goofed up because of the pot, but honestly we haven’t even used it yet.
So we really fly across town to get this girl, and wow oh wow was she a hottie. Jen says lets go home, so we pile into the car. Except when we get into the car Jen gets into the backseat with Ms.Hottie and I can’t see a fluffy bunnies thing going on back there.
Anyway we get home finally and this girl has half her clothes off and is just wrapped around Jen. Well I’d love to really tell you all the details but I’m honesty a little worn out from being up half the night with Jen and this hot girl. Just an unforgettable night. Jen dared me to blog it too.
Hope that’s enough for Jeff and Chris.
You’re welcome to supply rational explanations in the comments.
August 14th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Let’s see… sick kid screwed up your night out? I could tell you this great story about exploding poo….
August 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
um, yeah, I saw the pot line- we do READ you know!
August 14th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
oh wow, you went there!
August 14th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
have you lost your mind? OMG
August 14th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
It must be Kiwi humor. Tim got it instantly.
Tell the exploding poo story Tim. Sounds awesome.
August 14th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
No, I got it, and a part of me wanted to chuckle, but HOLY COW- I think you’ve lost your marbles!
August 14th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Did I hear some Bom Chicka wah wah music playing in the background?
August 15th, 2007 at 5:40 am
I am really struggling hard here to come up with something whitty to say…but heck, I had the exact same experience last Friday!
(Note to my wife…I was kidding hunny. Please don’t throw that pa…Doh!)
August 15th, 2007 at 5:49 am
A Picture is worth MORE then a thousand words!!!!…
There is NOTHING more important for a listing then Photos! Photos can make or break a listing. According to Jacky Teplitzky, an executive vice president of Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate in New York (taken from an article in the……
August 15th, 2007 at 5:52 am
Our first proper date night in months gets torpedoed by a sick kid and Jen and I can laugh about it Lani. If that’s losing our marbles, oh well.
And the pot…
Rachel Ray cast iron and enameled casserole dish from Linens and Things purchased with a coupon for 20% off.
Jen and I live life on the ragged edge ya know.
August 15th, 2007 at 5:59 am
Just as long as I passed muster on the attention to family front Chris.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:02 am
This was much better until I read the footnotes.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:04 am
LMAO Jonathan.
August 15th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Would love to comment but I can’t stop laughing!!!!!!
August 15th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I’m sure it’s all been said so I’ll just be silent and laugh to myself…
“Anyway after dinner we had a little time before the movie and Jen started talking about wanting some new pot. So we took a quick detour and blew $80 on the best pot we could find. That was some heavy ass pot too. Really good quality.”
August 15th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Athol - No, I didn’t get it.
However, there is an upside. Hot trophy wife - kids are ‘at grandma’s’ every night.
And that’s all I have to understand.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:27 am
I have to tell you that your sense of humor is unbelievable!!! (thank to Laurie M. for guiding me over here) - the pot segment had me in tears….especially after the Linens and Things explanation.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
We’ve used the pot twice now and it’s really good.
Thanks for all the comments!
August 24th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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